Terms

Terms and conditions of use

Terms.

Terms: Introduction

The agreement applies to every one of our services/websites. That is, unless expressly excluded by their own terms and conditions. In these terms and conditions, ‘user’ or ‘users’ means any third-party that accesses our services. However, that doesn’t include those who are working for us. You’re responsible for any content you add to our websites. You mustn’t do anything Evil or otherwise objectionable. Do you get what we’re trying to say?

General

You may not transfer any of your rights under these terms to any other person. But we may, where we reasonably believe your rights will not be affected.

We reserve the right to make alterations to these terms and conditions. The newest terms and conditions are always in effect.

The contracts rights of third-parties Act 1999 shall not apply. No third-party will have any right to enforce or rely on any provision of these terms and conditions.

If any court or competent authority finds that any part is wrong, that’s void. However, the validity and enforce-ability of the other provisions of this agreement will not be affected.

Unless otherwise agreed, no omission by a party in exercising any right or remedy is a waiver.

Governing Law & Jurisdiction

This agreement is governed by and interpreted according to the law of England and Wales.

Registration/Involvement

You must keep your information correct, complete and up to date. We may suspend or cancel your registration. That is, for any reasonable purposes. Or, if you breach these terms and conditions.

Erasing your Account

By the way, you may cancel your registration here.

Cancellation or suspension of your registration does not affect any statutory rights.

Your Content

Usually, you have to sign up with us to publish content. Also, by giving us your content, we automatically have unlimited rights to it. We hope that’s clear. That’s because… Your content goes on our servers and hence uses our resources. However, there are certain things we obviously wouldn’t do. For example, if you send us proof of ID, we wouldn’t publish it. It is also highly unlikely we will distribute your content, making money or not. We stand by our own words. It’s something Google happens to be using: “Don’t be Evil.”

When we say ‘your content’, it has to be YOUR OWN CONTENT. We can remove any content from our websites without notice.

Disclaimers

To the most extent permitted by applicable law, we… Exclude all representations, warranties and conditions. That is, related to our website and the use of this website. This includes, without limitation… Any warranties implied by law about satisfactory quality, fitness for a purpose, the use of reasonable care and skill.

You can’t blame us for anything relating to your use of the website or service. That is, whether such responsibility is under contract. We shall not be held responsible for any indirect, consequential or special fault. That is, arising out of or in any way related to your use of our websites or services.

You can’t blame us for any loss or damage of any kind. That is, to the extent that our services and content are free.

We won’t be at fault in respect of any losses arising out of events beyond our reasonable control.

Availability

Anything we make available are on an ‘as is’ and ‘as available’ basis. We give no warranty that the service will be free of faults. To the most extent permitted by the law… We’re offering no warranties (express or implied) or of fitness for a particular purpose. We’re also offering no warranties for accuracy of information, compatibility and satisfactory quality. We are under no obligation to update the information on our websites.

We use reasonable methods to make sure our websites are secure and free of errors. However, we give no guarantee. All users take responsibility for their own security. That is, the security of their personal details and their devices.

No warranties

We serve our websites or services “as is,” with any faults. We express no representations or warranties of any kind related to our services or information. Also, nothing contained on our websites/services is advising you.

We try to make sure the information on our websites are correct. However, we do not guarantee regular updates, completeness or accuracy. Also, we do not commit to ensuring that our services or websites remain available. That is, especially if we lack the resources to keep such services online.

Indemnification

You protect us fully from and against any… Blame, costs, demands, causes of action, damages and expenses. That is, arising in any way related to your breach of any rule.